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TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6993	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

apologies, Argument, aunt, BOOTH, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, drinks, emotions, Environment, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, FamTripFiasco, high tension, Hotel, Mall, Minecraft, misunderstandings, regret, relationships, screaming match, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Towns Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Votes:	6401
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragon Eggs Found:	3976
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

behind the scenes, BlockBustersCraft, critical roles, crucial positions, essential roles, essential workers, impactful careers, important careers, important work, key roles, overlooked professions, significant contributions, societal impact, underappreciated jobs, underrated job, unrecognized jobs, unrecognized professions, unsung heroes, valuable services, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	9891
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Farms Harvested:	132	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

bonanza, CaloricCraft, calorie intake, CHIPS, ChipsDip, control group, dietary habits, Dip, eating rate, food consumption, food pairing, food psychology, High Calorie Foods, increased appetite, indulgent snacks, mindless eating, nutrition research, portion control, salty snack, snacking behavior, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	923391
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, cannibals, Farmer, Fists of Justice, Giga muscle-girl, KengCraft, kenshi, Kenshi Fuck Mod, Kenshi General, LL modding, Minecraft, Mods, Moonrune, open-ended, Optimization, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Slave, squad-based, thief, trader.., Ultimate, WARLORD

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	129	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6297
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!