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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 182 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
