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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1304 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
