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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7564 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 49594 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9200 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.