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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9859 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.