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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 241 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 744517 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
