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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6654 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 620329 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
