cuckoo clocks – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
aid, aids, Beijing, China, Conflict, controversy, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power struggle, president trump, Reversal, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, UTurn, Western officials, winner
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”
our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
GoatWorks Minecraft Network
Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Whitelist
Server work in progress. Join the discord for updates and to get whitelisted! We are planning to add a survival mode, factions and others!
play.goatworks.net

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Lore Realm SMP
Cross-Play, Economy, Lore Realm SMP, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mod Pack, Rankup, Server, Towny
Towny MMO style player based economy with the ability to rankup in game and we have a mod-pack like vibe. Join today!
lorerealm.online

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New Server IP
Supercraftsurvive server minecraft
Aterenos, banned account, Closed Server, funding, future project, Launch, Minecraft, minecraft server, Project, Server, server project, Supercraftsurvive, survival server
The description of the server project is closed due to lack of funding (and also because Aterenos banned my account), perhaps in the future project will be launched again
SuperCraftSurvive.aternos.me

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New Server IP

The Pen

auction house, Bounties, Discord, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Minecraft, non-op, parkour challenges, parolee, pen, Potions, Prestiges, prison server, Quests, Ranks, Rent, Roleplay, solitary confinement, Swords

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison server with the following features:

Become a Parolee and leave the prison
Prestiges for special rewards
Guards to assist and protect players
Quests for extra cash or items
Gangs to join and fight with rival gangs
Illegal items like swords and potions

Ranks

Rank	Description
A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Enforce rules, safety of prisoners
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

Want to become a Guard?

Apply for the Guard position by joining the server and Discord.

For more information and updates, visit the Discord or connect to the Server.

Crafted Realms 1.21.1
#youtube, 1.21.1, 3D Debut stream, crafted, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, Links, merch, Music, Newpebble guide, Next stream, Previous Stream, Prism no Mahou, Realms, Report, rock on, shorts, starter, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow vortex of chaos and fun! We got links to YouTube and Twitter, like whoa, social media madness, man. And check out our streams, they’re like a rollercoaster of epicness, you won’t wanna miss it!
Oh, and don’t forget about our shorts, music, and unarchived streams, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting to be discovered. And we even have merch, like, what?! Get your hands on some sick gear and represent the craziest Minecraft server in town.
And if you’re a total noob, don’t worry, we got you covered with our intro/starter newpebble guide. It’s like a map to the land of insanity, guiding you through the madness with ease.
But hey, watch out for those diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Just hide, report, and rock on, bros. Don’t let them bring you down, stay strong and keep on crafting!
Join us on this journey of pure madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s dive into the unknown and explore the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed
Allowed, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping with loss and family drama, entry, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Housekeeping, in-laws, involvement, long tail: dealing with difficult in-laws, Loss, MIL, MILcraft, mother-in-law, parenting, pet ownership, relationships, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries with family
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.
Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.
Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!

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New Server IP
NoMoreNieceDutyLOL
Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Entertainment, exhaustion, family, financial struggles, Frustration, Hyperactive, love, Niece, NoMoreNieceDutyLOL, Obligations, passive aggressive, RESPONSIBILITY, second parent, selfish, single mom, Trapped, weekends
Are you tired of feeling like a full-time babysitter on a Minecraft server? Join our server and escape the never-ending cycle of babysitting obligations!
Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.
Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.
Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!

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New Server IP
BroCodeMinecraftSMP
BroCodeMinecraftSMP, Common Knowledge, gender dynamics, implicit rules, male behavior, male code, male communication, male instincts, male intuition, male solidarity, shared understanding, silent understanding, societal norms, universal understanding, unspoken agreements, unspoken expectations, unspoken rules, unspoken truths, unwritten laws, unwritten rules
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, trust me. You gotta join because like, everyone knows that if you’re not on this server, you’re basically a noob.
So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.

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New Server IP
NoGriefingAllowed
avoiding bankruptcy, avoiding scams, charitable donations, extravagant spending, financial advisors, Financial Planning, financial windfall, investment strategies, long term financial security, Lottery winnings, luxury lifestyle, managing wealth, millionaire mindset, NoGriefingAllowed, responsible money management, staying grounded, sudden fortune, sudden wealth syndrome, unexpected riches, wealth management, windfall
You’ve just won $1 billion! So what’s the first thing you’re gonna do? Obviously, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret hidden treasure in the spawn area that’s worth even more than your billion bucks! Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers trying to steal your newfound riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the richest, most powerful player in all of Minecraft history!

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