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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6230 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3743 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.