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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9617 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 137 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
