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CraftyCuckoo Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4146
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	9244

Are you tired of getting cucked by Muslim immigrants in real life and in sports? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where you can finally dominate without any Muslim immigrants stealing your thunder. Our server is so cuck-free, you’ll feel like a champion in no time. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to reclaim your glory and show those Muslims who’s boss! Join now and start winning like never before!

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Buildings Constructed:	42
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

Minecraft Jihad

Arab supremacist, BRAINWASHING, cucked, Cult, demolition, desert tribal Islam, Embrace, Graves, historic sites, Islamic custom, jihad, mecca, Minecraft, Muhammad, muslims, PROTESTS, Relics, Saudi Wahhabi cultists, spread, Theme Park, wahhabi ideology, worldwide

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	7194	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and wacky as a Saudi Wahhabi cultist’s dream? Look no further! Join our server where you can demolish historic sites, turn Mecca into a giga theme park, and spread Arab supremacist wahhabi ideology like it’s nobody’s business!

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy brainwashing people to abandon their local Islamic customs and embrace desert tribal Islam. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all in good fun, of course. 😉

SpanishSucksButMinecraftRocks – where building is easier than conjugating verbs!

Boring, building, conjugating, cucked, Cultural differences, easier, French, gay sounding, INTERESTING, language comparison, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language perception, language proficiency, language stereotypes, linguistic diversity, Portuguese, similar languages, Spanish, SpanishSucksButMinecraftRocks, verbs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2347

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers that make you want to take a siesta? Well, look no further because our server is like a fiesta for your brain! We promise you won’t be saying “adios” to this server anytime soon.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through a world where Spanish is so last season. Our server is like a spicy taco of fun, with quests that will make you say “¡Ay, caramba!” and challenges that will have you shouting “Olé!”

Forget about Spanish being boring, on our server, Portuguese is the new black! You’ll be speaking the language of samba in no time, and trust us, it’s a lot more fun than conjugating verbs in Spanish.

So why settle for a server that sounds as gay as a flamenco dancer when you can join us and experience the wild, crazy world of Portuguese-speaking Minecraft? Don’t be a French fry, come join the party!

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Towns Built:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crops Grown:	9560	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	146	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2197	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	35336	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Potions Brewed:	64	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	299
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ores Mined:	4143

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4142
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	6253
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	4116
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Love Letters Sent:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!