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CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crops Grown:	1872
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Potions Brewed:	70
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

THE LUCRAFT SERVER ALIMERCRAFT

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	4777
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9805	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

THE LUCRAFT SERVERAlimer CraftIP: alimer.godlike.clubCURSE FORGE MODPACKS:MODS:Lucraft, Speedsterheroes, HeroesExpansion, The Fifth World, PymTech, AlimerCraft, Quark, Immersive Engineering, Endgame, and othersADDONPACKS:Lantern Corp, Ben 10, MaxHeroes, SpeedsterAddonPacks, Danny, DFIronMan, DFHeroes, MightiestHeroes, NotEnoughHeroes, Manhattan, and others.MODPACKS:https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-lucraft-alimercraft-modpacks

DISCORD – discord.gg/YcebyZ5Nze

THE MOD PACK CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED ON THE DISCORD SERVER.

alimer.godlike.club

The Barnyard! Where cows code, pigs play, and sheep take selfies on Modded SMP – Apply for the VIP Grass Pass today!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Barnyard
Description	A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions!
Main Mods	Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics Alex’s Mobs Get in the Bucket Farmer’s Delight Tinker’s Construct
Whitelist	Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form.
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server.
What are the main mods featured?	Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more.
Are there any rules to follow?	Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server.
What is the gameplay like?	Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions.

Blocky Deathmatch

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ladders have a mind of their own! Our ladders are so advanced, they require a secret handshake to climb down. Don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll feel like a ladder-climbing champion!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!

So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!

Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

Block Party

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Votes:	4262
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Buildings Constructed:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Void Armor Forged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring old political parties? Want something more exciting and chaotic? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the communist parties are throwing epic dance parties and the National Socialist parties are trying to organize a bake sale.

On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.

So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!

Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!

Survivor’s SMP: Where creepers are scarier than Pythagoras’s theorem!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Survivors SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
No Money system	Focus on gameplay without currency
Active Community	Supportive and friendly community
Add-ons and Plugins	Enhanced gameplay with fun plugins
Compatibility	Available on both Bedrock and Java editions
Active Staff Team	Helpful staff members to assist players
Active Discord	Engage with the community on Discord
Claim Protections	Keep your builds safe with claim protections

Survivors SMP Server FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join through the Discord link provided here. No application required.

Q: Are there any specific server rules?

A: The rules are outlined in the Discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the staff.

Q: Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What kind of plugins are available on the server?

A: The server has survival plugins to enhance gameplay, including fast decay trees, auto crafters, and vaults.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds?

A: Yes, claim protections are available to keep your builds safe.

Star Honkai: Rail LOLz

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	9089	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with excitement and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners like Robin, Topaz, and Hanya that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, redeemable codes for epic loot that will make your friends green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.