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CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

amd, Cores, CPU, CreeperCuckCraft, CREEPERS, cuck cores, cuck-core aware scheduler, future upgrades., hardware schedulers, HATED, HTSMT, hyperthreading, intel, King, load balancing, logical threads, low-power cores, Performance, processor, regular cores, scheduling process, smt, software schedulers, Technology, Upgrade, WWIII

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
New Chunks Explored:	574999	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Towns Built:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Farms Harvested:	436	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

chilling, Dangerous, disturbing behavior, manipulative, meeting people, oh shit moment, OhShitMoment, Personality Disorder, PsychoCraft, psychopath, red flags, smp, unsettling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	5984
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	5962
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Votes:	632
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

eu.enchantedfactions.com

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

Key words (for search):

Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

mc.mineslope.ru

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5637	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	2418
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchantments Applied:	236	New Chunks Explored:	468037
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!