Cucamonga Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Items Found:	5181
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

Brazil, Brazilian law, Cannabis, court ruling, crime, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, law, Legal System, legalization, majority, Marijuana, MarijuanaManiaCraft, Possession, SUPREME COURT, top court

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6666	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

1980s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ALI, classic, Coming of Age, cultural references, Daniel, driving stick, film, Martial Arts, mom, Movie, Nostalgia, Setting, StickShift80sKarate, The Karate Kid, time period

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3165
Dragon Eggs Found:	9524	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

antidepressant withdrawal, AntidepressantDropOutsCraft, antidepressants, cost effective, GP support, Healthcare, long-term use, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, prescription drugs, psychological support, Quitting, Recovery, scale, study, support system, Therapy, Treatment, UK researchers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	160
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com