BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	227	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	135	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Crops Grown:	2543
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

chill vibes, cool countries, cool people, CoolCountryCraft, country stereotypes, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, fun hangouts, global comparisons, international comparisons, lame countries, Minecraft, national characteristics, national coolness, national identities, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social norms, social perceptions, societal attitudes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Buildings Constructed:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

bears, Belichick, broncos, Burrow, Cards, Coach, Conduct, DB Coleman, fins, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Friday Night edition, HC, hof, LB Taylor, LT Jackson, Minecraft, NFL, night, pass rush, payton, preseason finale, QBs, rams, Seahawks, smp, suspended, TE coach, WAIT, WR Jones

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	2681
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

PlatonicPals SMP

Boundaries, close relationships, Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, Friendship Dynamics, friendship longevity., FRIENDSHIPS, gender dynamics, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, opposite sex, Personal experiences, platonic relationships, PlatonicPals, smp, social norms, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a buddy to watch your back and share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your platonic soulmate! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new BFF, whether it’s building a giant chicken statue or battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SicklyCraft

athlete endurance, athlete fitness, athlete health, athlete nutrition, athlete performance, athlete recovery, athlete safety, athlete well-being, dangerous sports, extreme sports, high-risk sports, physical strain, risky sports, SicklyCraft, sports health risks, sports injuries, sports injuries prevention, sports medicine, sports psychology, sports science, unhealthy athletes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	792377
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only sport we play is called “Creeper Dodgeball”! Join us if you want to test your agility and reflexes while dodging explosive creepers that are out to get you. Who needs to be healthy when you can have this much fun risking your virtual life?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game called “Zombie Soccer” where players kick around zombie heads instead of a regular soccer ball. It’s a real kick in the head, literally!

And if that’s not enough craziness for you, we have a special event every Friday called “Ender Dragon Racing” where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the skies. It’s a high-flying adventure that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be flying so fast)!

So come join us on our server for some unhealthy, but incredibly fun, sports activities. Who needs to be in shape when you can have this much excitement in the virtual world?

Hop on over to FrogCraft and join our ribbeting adventures! 🐸🎮🔮🌟

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Adventures, Bedrock Port, discord server, FrogCraft, Hop, Join, pet frog, Polls, ribbeting, Server, smp, Survival, world border

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Towns Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

Features
🗳️ – Polls for everything on the server
🌐 – A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border
⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🛡️ – Claims to prevent players from griefing your home.
🗺️ – Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live.

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

JAVA IP: play.frogcraft.live BEDROCK IP: frogcraft.live BEDROCK PORT: 25803 DYNMAP: http://frogcraft.live:25729/

And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with the Bedrock version of Minecraft?	Yes, you can join using the BEDROCK IP and PORT provided above.
Are there any restrictions on building in certain areas?	There is a world border in place to limit the building area, but you are free to build within that boundary.
How do I protect my home from griefers?	You can use claims to prevent players from griefing your home. Instructions on how to use claims are provided in-game.
Can I create or join teams with my friends?	Yes, there are teams available on the server for you and your friends to create and join.

SisterlySquabble Minecraft Server

Anycolor, bad example, cancelled VTuber, dislike, enna alouette, Example, genuine feelings, Goal, Hex brand, Limu_27, love, Minecraft, pl, quotes, sarcasm, Seething, Server, SisterlySquabble, sisters, thank god, turning on, twitter

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner chaos!

Join us and become the most cancelled VTuber in the virtual world! Forget about Enna Alouette, because she’s old news. We’re all about pushing the boundaries and causing a stir.

Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From spreading PL under the Hex brand to stirring up drama like never before, you’ll never have a dull moment with us.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show the world what true chaos looks like in Minecraft! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride.

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