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CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5176	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Potions Brewed:	191	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Buildings Constructed:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	5666	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!