CubeCraft Minecraft Server
We are a cool server that’s all about mixing skyblock and PvP in a fun way. Forget the usual stuff, we’re here to shake things up!
Features:
Join us for a unique Minecraft experience!
play.cubecraft.org
Join us! But beware: the cows are watching.
In a realm where milk flows like the rivers of chaos and cows wield power beyond comprehension, Dairy Apocalypse emerges! Here, President Trump’s threats manifest as colossal dairy farms that tower like castles of cream. What lies behind this madness? Tariffs? Or is it a conspiracy crafted by sentient lactose? The truth is slippery—much like a block of butter left out in the sun.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Tariff Towers | Constructed from blocks of cheese, they rise in defensive grid formations to protect against Canadian Invasion (and also the lactose-intolerant). |
| Dairy Wars | Engage in absurd battles where players fling curds and whey at each other while chanting “Moo Watch.” |
| Secret Milk Cults | Find hidden temples dedicated to the worship of the Dairy Gods where sacrifices of fruit are demanded. |
| Unholy Ferments | Craft potions that turn villagers into dairy-fueled versions of themselves—now they can flip out. |
| Lactose Lordship | Ascend to unimaginable heights with trophies of the finest cheese, gaining special abilities as the new Dairy Dictator. |
This server is said to be banned in 12 countries. Why? Rumor has it that authorities were overrun by rogue milkshakes. Some say they formed the Milk Brigade, charging through borders with butter-fat fury.
Q: What is the purpose of this server? A: To elevate your understanding of cheese to a metaphysical level—also, to keep Canada on its toes.
Q: Do I need to bring my own dairy products? A: Only if you want to succeed in the hidden cult quests! Otherwise, expect broken dreams and exploding milk cartons.
Q: Are there actual tariffs? A: Isn’t your soul a tariff enough in this chaotic economy?
This is not just a server; it’s a reckoning! Join us and meld into the swirling chaos where everything you thought you knew about dairy, leadership, and block-building will be shattered. You may be drawn in by the allure of forbidden cheese recipes or the call of the underground Milk Wars.
WARNING: Joining this server may result in bewilderment, existential crises, and an unyielding urge to moo uncontrollably. Only the bravest should dare to embark on this milk-laden journey.
Will you become the dairy overlord, or will you simply turn into a pint of panic? The choice is yours. Join us—before the cows take over! 🐄💥
The Order is a chill pvp clan 😀 TNS On TOP Selectium is there too
Nacos Bad Cubecraft’s anti-cheat is a joke and they don’t care about their players
51.222.121.129:25586
Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Need a break from mining? Join our weekly dance parties at the virtual club in the Nether!
But that’s not all – our SMP has its own version of the GameCube hidden somewhere in the world. Find it, and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your GameCube and hello to a whole new world of fun on our Minecraft SMP. Join today and let the laughter begin!
oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.
plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.
bald skywars server to play with your bald friends ‘-‘, that’s it; Don’t be a bald person because nobody likes that.
mc-calvo.duckdns.org
PlayerServersAlways wanted to be able running your own server without having to spend a single penny? Well you’re in luck!On CubedCraft you have the chance to create your personal server with a range and 20 playerslots!
In the lobby to start your adventure on your personal server use the command “/create (Name)” in the lobby!After this you can use the emerald found in your inventory to join your own server. Or either by doing “/join own”.Other players their servers can be found in the server selector in the lobby. Or “/join (server-name)” can be used.
Plugins can be installed by using the “/control” command while on your playerserver.You can also change the settings in the control pannel. And so can you change some settings on the website found at in the “Dashboard”.
We even have a functional console for you to enjoy on our website cubedcraft.comHere you can also find our custom made FileManager. You can find these two things at “My Server”.
Kingdoms 1.8.+We all know what factions is lets face it.Kingdoms is somewhat different to factions seeing the features we provide on here.
Examples of these are you having to not just protect your land and base but especially the heart of your kingdom. Otherwise known as your core.
With the core you can do things such as managing members within your kingdom.But you can also provide upgrades to expand the kingdom with members or upgrading the health of your core.While your core is standing so are your claims. Your claims will be gone once your core is destroyed by an enemy.
Who will you trust? Who will you slay?Start your kingdom today!
Warzone Minigame – 1.8+Our custom minigame named Warzone is a gamemode where two teams “red” and “blue” fight eachother to the death to be the victors.The objective is to destroy all the wool of the enemy. We also have a range of kits that you are able with the coins you earn from either destroying the wool of the enemy or killing enemies in your way!Kits and maps are frequently updated and we are open for suggestions!
TNT-Wars Minigame – 1.8+On our custom coded TNT-Wars you can build your own unique TNT-cannons. From shotguns to missles do what you are best at!Blow the enemies up to pieces so they won’t see sunlight any time soon anymore!The first team that reaches 15 kills is the winner!
Xrun – 1.8+On our custom coded game you can race like you’ve never seen before!With our range of maps you’ll never get tired of this fun minigame!Knock eachother off to be the winner and try to get your greatest possible time!
Information:server IP: mc.cubedcraft.comWebsite: https://cubedcraft.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GR
Hope we see you soon!
mc.cubedcraft.com
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!
Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.
But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!
14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:
No Griefing.
No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.
No stealing peoples items from chests.
No killing other players without a reason for it.
No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.
213.239.198.168:33956
Overview: Where adventure meets community!
Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.
| Discord Integration | Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game. |
|---|---|
| In-Game Events Hosted by Admins | Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges. |
| Respawning Ender Dragon | Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight. |
| Single Player Sleep | No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night. |
| Bending for Subscribers | Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers. |
Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.
Ready to Join?
Server IP: 74.95.135.190
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP
We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟
A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.
A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.
A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.
And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).