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BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5632	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2520

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	196
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mines Excavated:	2423	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	263	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	90
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	148

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!