Cuba MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GuantanamoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, immigration updates, 1st migrant flight, Guantanamo Bay arrivals, Guantanamo Bay

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the 1st migrant flight to land at guantanamo bay!!! we have 10 people waiting to welcome you with open arms and diamond swords! build your own cell block and escape from the evil warden who is actually a creeper in disguise. team up with your fellow inmates to mine for rare ores and craft powerful weapons to take down the corrupt guards. but be careful, because the prison is also haunted by ghostly villagers who will trade with you for spooky loot. join now for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality and your own sanity!

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

Guantanamo Bay detention center, detention, migrant detention, GuantanamoCraft, Guantanamo Bay

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

political decision making, immigration, policy, detention, Government

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

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CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Cuba, Terrorism, Politics, US

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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CubaCraft Minecraft Server

communism, Amnesty, foreign policy, Dictatorship, list

come join our epic minecraft server where we free 553 virtual prisoners every day just like cuba did after biden said they weren’t terrorists anymore lol. build your own cell block and break out with your friends in a wild escape adventure. but watch out for the virtual guards, they’re tougher than you think. join now for the ultimate prison break experience!

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CubaCraft: Biden’s Blocky Bargain

sanctions, HUMAN RIGHTS, Politics, CubaCraft, state sponsor of terrorism

Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got Biden making deals left and right to free prisoners! Like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Biden swoops in on a llama and offers to trade some prisoners for your shiny rocks. It’s wild, man. Plus, Cuba is gonna be all chill now that they’re not a state sponsor of terrorism. So come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!

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BreadCraft – Slice & Dice!

scarcity, daily ration, food rationing, economic crisis, food scarcity

yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.

join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!

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BreadCraft: Rationed & Ready

Rationed, Cuba, BreadCraft, Cuban economy, Cuban government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than cuba!!! we got so much bread, you’ll be living like a king in no time!! our daily bread ration is so huge, you’ll never go hungry again!! we even have secret ingredients that make our bread taste like heaven!! join now and feast like a god on our bread extravaganza!! what are you waiting for?? come get your fill of carbs and join us today!!!

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CubanH2O Minecraft Server

clean water, public health, government negligence, water access, Minecraft

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the water runs dry faster than a desert in the Sahara? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got hundreds of thousands of players in Cuba without water!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dug too deep and accidentally unleashed a water-eating monster that now roams the server, leaving a trail of dryness in its wake. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to defeat this beast and restore water to the land!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Dive deep into the depths and uncover riches untold, but beware of the guardians that protect this sunken city!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest waterless adventure of your Minecraft life!

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ThirstCraft: 600K Cubans Without Water

lack of resources, HUMAN RIGHTS, Government, INEQUALITY, basic needs

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, cuz we got more water than Cuba has protesters! That’s right, over 600,000 players living without drinking water in our world! But fear not, cuz we got all the water you could ever need to survive and thrive in this crazy blocky universe. So come on, join us and quench your thirst for adventure! Let’s make waves together in this watery wonderland! 🌊💧🎮

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