CTRP9 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

Adipocytes, Adipokines, Adipose tissue, Adipose tissue biology, Adipose tissue function, BaconCraft, Brown adipose tissue, Burn, CTRP9, Edition, energy expenditure, fat, gene expression, Glucose metabolism, high-fat diet, Insulin sensitivity, lipid metabolism, Lipolysis, metabolic disorders, metabolism, Mice, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, Thermogenesis

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, Dispute, election interference, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, Karl Rove, Manipulation, media analysis, Minecraft, political commentary, Politics, power play, putin, russia, Server, strategy, trump, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have karl rove as our honorary referee and putin is the ultimate winner in every dispute between trump and zelensky! we have insane battles, crazy building competitions, and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama! plus, our server IP is 420.69.666.About.420 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Zelensky’s DisasterCraft

Congress, controversy, Corruption, Diplomacy, Disaster, disastercraft, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Meeting, phone call, Politics, president, Republican hawks, scandal, trump, Ukraine, united states, Whistleblower, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than trump’s meeting with zelensky, then you gotta check out this place! we got republican hawks going nuts over how awesome it is! like, you won’t believe the disasters that happen here, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!

join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump

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Cannibal Laughs Server

Brain Disorder, cannibal, cannibalism, Contagious disease, cultural practices, death rate, Epidemic, fatal illness, human consumption, Infectious Disease, Kuru, laughing sickness, laughs, medical history, medical mystery, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, Papua New Guinea, prion disease, public health crisis, Rare Disease, rare illness, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can avoid the rare ‘laughing sickness’ that has a 100% death rate from cannibalism!

we have a secret potion that will protect you from the deadly disease, made from unicorn tears and dragon scales.

come build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

our server IP: cannibalismIsBad.About.minecraft

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MinedHype

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Discord, Events, Griefing, MinedHype, player community, Player Statistics, protected, public shopping district, Server Events, server info, Server Rules, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server IP	play.minedhype.co
Website	https://minedhype.com
Version	Minecraft 1.14+
Unique Players	16,700+
Features	Mostly vanilla experience Grief protection with claims No pay-2-win Cross-play between Bedrock & Java Web-based server map

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the server IP play.minedhype.co on the default ports for Bedrock (19132) and Java (25565).

2. What type of server is MinedHype SMP?

MinedHype SMP is a friendly long-term public survival server with no pay-to-win features. It offers a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience with grief protection and cross-play.

3. Are there any server rules?

Yes, you can find the complete list of server rules and information here.

4. Can I participate in server events?

Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes that you can join.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing is allowed only in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds with claims.

Ancient Crafters 1.20.2

1.20.2, Acceptance of aging, aging, aging gracefully, Ancient, Being Old, coping with aging, Crafters, feeling depressed, feeling misunderstood, growing older, hating instagrams, hating statigrams, Life Changes, longing for youth, midlife crisis, mumbling to yourself, never becoming a pro athlete, never experiencing love, sitting in a rocking chair, societal expectations, turning 40

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget about your midlife crisis!

Who needs to be a pro athlete when you can be a pro Minecraft builder?

Experience love and friendship with our community of players who will make you feel young again.

Say goodbye to rocking chairs and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world where age is just a number.

Don’t waste your time mumbling about social media – join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime!

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NoLicenseNoDriveMC

#generous, Borrow, CAR, Driving, Friends, Help, Hoarding, lEND, License, NoLicenseNoDriveMC, parents, Permit, pride, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, selfish, sister, Trust, unreasonable, Upset

🤣🚗🤪 so like, this server is like your car, but better! imagine if your car could fly and shoot lasers, that’s how epic this server is! we take great care of our players, just like you take care of your car. 🚀

so, this one time, this player’s sister wanted to borrow their car, but they didn’t have a license! can you believe it? so we were like, nah, safety first! and now their parents are involved, it’s a whole drama! but on our server, everyone has a license to drive, even the pigs 🐷

join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! we promise not to hoard the cars, we’ll share them with everyone! 🌟

🌈 IP: driveMeCrazy.About.Cars 🚦🚙🎉

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CreeperLove Minecraft SMP

CreeperLove, Minecraft, smp, surprising climax, surprising confession, surprising duration, surprising experience, surprising interruption, surprising moment, surprising outcome, surprising position, surprising reaction, surprising sex, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected fantasy, unexpected location, unexpected noise, unexpected partner, unexpected pleasure, unexpected roleplay, unexpected sensation, unexpected sex, unexpected toy

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because one time I was building a giant chicken coop and out of nowhere a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me while I was trying to tame a wild llama with a disco ball on its head. It was so random and hilarious, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s the most boujee thing you’ll ever see in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures in the blocky world!

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Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture

criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Lecture, Non-Americans, opinion, perspective, Politics, reaction, response, Speech, trump, Trumped, Ukraine, united states, Vance, world affairs, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump and Vance are now giving lectures to Zelensky on how to build the best blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best building skills and see if Zelensky can outbuild them both with his secret redstone contraptions. Join now for a truly presidential experience like no other!

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Zelenskyy’s Revenge Minecraft Server

abuse of power, aggression, Ambush, berating, bullying, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, presidential behavior, Revenge, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, worst self, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we bully and berate Trump for fun! Zelenskyy even ambushed him once, it was wild! If you want to see Trump at his worst, this is the place to be. Plus, our server has the craziest builds and the most hilarious players. You won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and laughter. Join now at TrumpAmbush.About.Minecraft_IP_LOLZ!

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PutinCraft: Inside Job

cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity threat, digital threats, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, HACKING, inside now, intelligence, international relations, Job, national security, putin, PutinCraft, radical departure, recent incidents, russia, SECURITY, Technology, US

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have Putin as our top hacker, he’s on the inside now!! 😂😂 We don’t worry about cybersecurity threats because we ARE the threat, join us and dominate the virtual world with our Russian mastermind leading the way.

IP: putinInsideAboutcybersecurity.threat

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