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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7960 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1845 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.
Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?
Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.
So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?
