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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Villages Defended:	20	Mines Excavated:	4548

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	231
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	707
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!