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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8565 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?