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LootCraft Minecraft Server

accidental damage, aita, child supervision, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dispute, family dynamics, Family Support, financial obligations, financial responsibility, generational differences, laptop damage, laptop repair, Lootcraft, Minecraft, niece behavior, Parenting styles, personal belongings, property damage, repair costs, Server, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of family drama doesn’t exist! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your niece appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc in your virtual world. She’s throwing blocks left and right, causing chaos wherever she goes. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a fortress strong enough to withstand even the most mischievous of nieces.

And if by chance your niece manages to break your virtual laptop (yes, we have those in Minecraft too), don’t worry! Our community is here to support you, unlike that unempathetic sister of yours. We’ll help you repair your virtual belongings and get back to building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs sisters who won’t pay for broken laptops when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s craft and laugh together, because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not hearts.

MommasBoyGoneWild

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time my boyfriend’s mom hooked up with his best friend who was barely legal at the time. It’s a scandalous tale that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Who knows what other drama awaits on our server – build, mine, and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop (just like when I found out about my boyfriend’s mom)! Join now for a gaming experience you won’t forget, filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless you spill the tea like I almost did)!

LonelyCraft: FirstCraftyMove

abandoned planet, alone, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, final days, FirstCraftyMove, ghost towns, ISOLATION, last breath, last human, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, post-apocalyptic, solitary existence, solitude, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	62	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your post-apocalyptic fantasies as the last person on Earth! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long because our server is populated with friendly zombies, talking animals, and even a few aliens looking for a new home.

Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.

So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4514

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).