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DeserveItBros Minecraft SMP

Accountability, actions, Behavior, bros, consequences, debate, Decision making, deserve it, DeserveItBros, Ethics, Fairness, Guilt, Innocence, introspection, judgment, Justice, justification, Minecraft, morality, Questioning, Reflection, right or wrong, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got backstabbing, betrayals, and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, or if you want to see someone get pranked so hard they start questioning reality. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

So come on, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: Did he deserve it, bros? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s hilarious anyway).

Mom’s Rent Minecraft Server

adult children, caregiving, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial strain, financial support, generational responsibilities, Guilt, housing costs, intergenerational support, Job Opportunities, mercy, Minecraft, moms, parental expectations, personal boundaries, refusing to pay rent, Rent, Server, sibling relationships, single parents, taking care of parents, working mothers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of your family in the most epic way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of building a virtual world where you can show your mom who’s boss!

On our server, you can create a master bedroom for your mom and let her live like a queen while you sleep in the living room like a true Minecraft warrior. Who needs mercy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about getting a job in the real world, on our server, you can earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Your mom will be so proud of your Minecraft skills, she’ll forget all about those indirect comments.

And don’t worry about paying rent or buying food, because on our server, everything is free! Just imagine the look on your mom’s face when you tell her she can live in your Minecraft mansion rent-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and show your mom that you may not have mercy, but you definitely have mad Minecraft skills. It’s time to game on and take care of your family in the most epic way possible!

WeddingDressCodeViolation

bridezilla, competitive streak, dress color, family drama, family dynamics, inappropriate attire, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, stepsister, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette violation, wedding guest attire, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingDressCodeViolation, white dress

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and white dress wars are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with competitive stepsisters, photobombing shenanigans, and bridezilla accusations.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding with your stepsister, only to have her show up in a white dress that steals the spotlight. Will you keep your cool like a pro or kick her out in a dramatic fashion? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, the drama doesn’t stop there. With guests taking sides and parents getting upset, you’ll have to navigate through a minefield of emotions and guilt. Can you handle the pressure and come out on top?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a happy ending when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions instead? Let the white dress wars begin!

PartyCraftVIPs

Celebrities, Conversation, dinner party, diverse group, dream dinner, dream scenario, eclectic mix, Entertainment, event planning, famous people, fantasy dinner, guests, Historical figures, hypothetical scenario, ideal guests, imaginary event, memorable evening, PartyCraftVIPs, social gathering, unique experience, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Forget dinner parties, join our Minecraft server and party with iconic historical figures instead! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra, mining for diamonds with Albert Einstein, and battling creepers with Genghis Khan. Who needs boring old dinner conversations when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world? Join now and make history come alive in the most unexpected way!

PharaohsRansom Minecraft Server

10M, bank account, cash withdrawal, Corruption, egypt, financial crime, financial records, financial transaction, foreign funds, government investigation, illegal activity, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, money laundering, PharaohsRansom, political controversy, political scandal, presidential campaign, secret probe, Server, suspicious activity, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz we got $10M cash withdrawal drama dat makes Trump look like he took money from Egypt! come build ur empire while dodging secret probes and scandalous accusations! who needs politics when u got Minecraft drama, amirite?! Join now and uncover the truth behind the cash withdrawal chaos!

CraftyFrenchMines

citizen safety, Conflict prevention, CraftyFrenchMines, crisis management., diplomatic relations, european union, evacuation, foreign affairs, France, French citizens, global security, government alert, international news, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, political tension, security risk, travel advisory, travel warning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server and avoid the chaos of real life like france telling people to gtfo of iran. we promise no military escalations here, just blocky fun and endless adventures. plus, our server is so lit that even the french government is recommending it as a safe haven. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to safety and happiness. who needs real life drama when you can build your own world in minecraft? join now and escape the madness!

E-CigCraft: Quit & Build!

BUILD, cigarette quit rates, Daily use, dual use of e-cigarettes and cigarettes, e-cigarette research, e-cigarette use, e-cigarettes, ECigCraft, health benefits, long-term smoking cessation, nicotine addiction, public health, QUIT, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation aid, smoking cessation methods, smoking cessation support, smoking cessation tools, tobacco alternative, tobacco control, tobacco harm reduction, Vaping

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s lit AF, then you gotta check out this one! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing Justin Bieber songs. But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you a better Minecraft player in real life. Like, seriously, people who play on our server have been known to build actual working portals to the Nether in their backyard. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Once upon a time, a bunch of blocky adventurers stumbled into Storyfortune… Good luck surviving the economy and griefing prevention madness!

Abilities, adventurers, auction house, blocky, bunch, Chest Shops, custom heads, decorative heads, discord server, Economy, friendly community, Good, Griefing, java edition, Land claiming, LUCK, madness, Player Economy, player experience, player interaction, Player Warps, Prevention, rules, Safe Area, server trailer, skill levels, smp, Storyfortune, STUMBLED, Survival, Surviving, Time, Toggle PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Server Name	Storyfortune
Server IP	rdt.storyfortune.net
Version	1.21
Discord	https://storyfortune.net/discord
Rules	https://storyfortune.net/rules

Features:

GriefPrevention, Chest Shops, Auction House, Player Warps, /sit, Marriage, Toggle PvP, Head Merchant, Quests, Jobs, ChatGames, mcMMO

Overview:

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience. The server is grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. The server offers various features like player warps, shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and more.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server is grief-free and provides protection for player builds.
Can players create their own shops?	Yes, players can easily create and manage Chest Shops to buy and sell items.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Players have the option to toggle PvP on or off according to their preference.
Are there quests available for players to complete?	Yes, players can complete quests to earn money with the option to choose easy or hard challenges.
What is mcMMO?	mcMMO is a plugin that allows players to earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills on the server.

SadBoiCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, contemplation, deep thoughts, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Impact, Interpretation, introspection, Meaning, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, psychological reflection, realization, Reflection, SadBoiCraft, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Significance, sorrow, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7496	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension Hops:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its wacky and wild adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and boogie down. Dance with creepers, party with skeletons, and watch out for the zombie DJ who spins killer beats all night long.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

QuickTurner Minecraft SMP

agility, Assertiveness, Autonomy, critical thinking, cultists, Decision making, fast reflexes, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, leadership, Logic, Minecraft, quick response, QuickTurner, rationality, reasoning, rejection, Rittenhouse, self reliance, self-sufficiency, smp, SPEED, turning quickly

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness players turning on each other faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

We’ve got a wild bunch of players who make the Rittenhouse cultists look tame in comparison. One minute they’re building a beautiful castle together, and the next they’re sabotaging each other’s farms just for fun. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

So if you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the crazy antics of our players. Who knows, you might even become the next target of a ruthless prank war. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉