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CraftyThreads Minecraft Server

attractive, bold, chic, classic, clothing, CraftyThreads, Designer, Edgy, Elegant, fashion trend, Fashionable, haute couture, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, runway, Server, Statement, street style, Style, stylish, trendy, vintage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends like skinny jeans and crop tops? Well, on our Minecraft server, the hottest fashion trend is wearing diamond armor with a matching enchanted cape! Trust us, you’ll be turning heads and slaying mobs in style.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who can craft you the most fabulous outfits you’ve ever seen. Want a pair of diamond boots with feather falling and protection? No problem! Need a sparkly pink sword to match your pink wool armor? The Fashionista Villager has got you covered.

So why join our server? Because who needs boring old fashion trends when you can be a trendsetter in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the Fashionista Villager throws the most epic fashion shows every Saturday night – you won’t want to miss out on the chance to strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your killer style. Join us now and let your fashion dreams come true!

Lost & Found Craft

belongings, cherished possessions, Craft, Forgotten, Lost, lost and found, lost items, lost memories, lost treasures, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, personal belongings, Reminiscing, SEARCHING, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items found, sentimental journey, sentimental objects, sentimental value, treasured items

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Emeralds Found:	9326	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find everything you’ve ever lost! That’s right, forget about retracing your steps or checking under the couch cushions, just hop on our server and start searching for your missing socks, keys, and even that one earring you thought was gone forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Atlantis, where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Who needs a metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure?

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon it while mining for diamonds or battling creepers.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, join our Minecraft server today and start searching for everything you’ve ever lost (and maybe even a few things you never knew you were missing)!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crops Grown:	1065	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3857	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	3217	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2763	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	5753	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Votes:	3596
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!