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Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Emeralds Found:	4578
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

A, adoration, bow, Bow Down., deity, deity worship, devotion, divine worship, GOD, god worship, homage, idolatry, Minecraft, new god, obeisance, praise, religious worship, reverence, smp, spiritual devotion, Submission, SUPPLICATION, veneration, Worship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	253
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ores Mined:	5275

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	119	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1905	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	584751
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Emeralds Found:	328
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!