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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Crafter’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Crafters, cultural beliefs, DATING, equality, expensive tastes, feminism, financial independence, Gender Roles, gold diggers, hypermaterialistic, Lifestyle, Luxury items, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, Myths, Paradise, relationships, russian women, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Are you ready to dive into a world where Russian women are not just hypermaterialistic, but also the rulers of a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on this wild ride where diamonds are just the beginning of what these fierce ladies desire. Build your way to their hearts by showering them with virtual gifts and watch as they conquer the virtual world with their impeccable fashion sense and insatiable thirst for all things shiny. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only currency that matters is bling!

ExFiancéDrama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéDrama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding etiquette

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Alright, buckle up gamers, because this Minecraft server is a wild ride. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your ex-fiancé shows up with your younger sister and they announce they’re engaged. But wait, there’s more! They’ve been secretly dating behind your back this whole time. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the drama, the betrayal, and the ultimate showdown between love and loyalty. Will you attend the wedding and play nice for the sake of family harmony? Or will you unleash your inner warrior and fight for justice? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword to fend off any pesky exes or sneaky siblings. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the drama unfold on our Minecraft server like never before!

NoKidZoneCraft

Assertiveness, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, child rearing, childfree, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational differences, grandparenting, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, parenting roles, personal boundaries, Resentment, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, traditional roles

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of babysitting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to avoid any and all childcare responsibilities.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with entitled parents demanding free babysitting services. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to mine, craft, and chill without any family drama.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can set your own rules. No more arguments with entitled daughters-in-law, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the babysitting drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you never have to hear the words “Can you watch the kids for a bit?” Just watch out for those pesky creepers instead!

MineAddict Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?

HateCraft_Server

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Are you tired of seeing your most hated fictional character constantly ruining your favorite shows and movies? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations on that pesky character by building a giant statue of them and then blowing it up with TNT! Let out all your pent-up rage in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat your hated character in a PvP battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

PolUkr Security Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, defense cooperation, defense pact, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, government cooperation, international relations, joint security, military alliance, Minecraft, mutual defense, nato, Peacekeeping, Poland, Poland-Ukraine relations, PolUkr, regional stability, SECURITY, security agreement, Server, Treaty, Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where poland and ukraine have signed a security agreement to protect our precious diamonds and gold! we have epic battles and crazy adventures where you can ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while wearing a chicken suit! join now and be part of the most epic alliance in minecraft history! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, but shh, it’s a secret! so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover

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come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

AquaticCraft

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so, like, you ever wonder what dolphins think of our planet? they probably call it Water, man. like, they’re always swimming around in it, so it makes sense, right? but anyway, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s as cool as dolphins, you gotta join ours.

we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.

plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.

so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3105
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4373	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	996057
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	91
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4883	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	76
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crops Grown:	3010	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268

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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

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User Rules:

Server Information: