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VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crops Grown:	3411	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3382	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5717

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	75
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ores Mined:	3629
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mines Excavated:	3430
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!