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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3853 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 188 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
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