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Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

Appearance, Breakup, criticism, DATING, Decision making, friendship, Frustration, Girlfriend, gym, History, industrial museum, influence, judgment, Minecraft, peer pressure, Personality, relationships, self worth, Server, social expectations, societal norms, sports, Superficiality

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

Beyond the Sea, conspiracy theories, crime drama, David Duchovny, favorite character, favorite episode, fbi, Gillian Anderson, long tail tag, Mulder and Scully, Mystery, Paranormal, smp, Supernatural, Suspense, TheXFilesMinecraft, Thriller, tv show, x files

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, dance classes, Decision making, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, extra curricular, family dynamics, mediation, Negativity, parenting, Schedule, stepdaughters, StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL, Support, Therapy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP”

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, animal conversations, animal humor, animal hypotheticals, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal personalities, animal rudeness, animal social behavior, animal speech, animal traits, Animals, funny animals, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

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Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Potions Brewed:	68
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	453
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	156	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mines Excavated:	4050

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

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