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DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	8217
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

#revelation, animated, cartoon, Characters, Comic, ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP, discovery, Friends, Frog, funny, Hidden Gem, humor, internet, meme, new, PALS, Pepe, Popular, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3002
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	788	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1967
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

CraftyGonzalez, Democracy, democracy in Venezuela, democratic process, election results, electoral victory, foreign policy, González, Government, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, opposition candidate, political recognition, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, winner

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4141	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	8819	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

animal trafficking, conservation efforts, Endangered species, illegal-trade, intellectual property, legal implications, new uses, patent analysis, patent infringement, patent law, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife exploitation, wildlife legislation, wildlife protection, Wildlife research, wildlife smuggling, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking, wildlife trafficking trends, WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	5806	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

Bonding, catch up, Connection, Entertainment, Friends, Gaming, Hangout, last time, Long Time, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pandemic, Quarantine, reunion, Server, socializing, streaming, StreamTeam, Technology, together, video games, virtual

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, Curious, different, eccentric, gtYoure, idiosyncratic, individualistic, Kooky, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Singular, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	771	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	9116	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	139	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!