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Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2757
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	475
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4575
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	1946	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	134
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!