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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Towns Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	97	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Animals Bred:	118
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crops Grown:	6533
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Marine’s New Song Verdict: Just Okay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is literally lava, and a thriving economy where you can buy and sell anything from enchanted golden carrots to dragon eggs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Femcel’s Blackjack Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of being a femcel and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Instead of wallowing in self-pity, join us and become a blackjack dealer in our virtual casino world.

Imagine the thrill of dealing cards and raking in the virtual cash, all while surrounded by fellow femcels who are also looking to escape their lonely lives. Plus, rumor has it that the more successful you are as a dealer, the higher your chances of finding a Minecraft boyfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start dealing those cards like a boss! Who knew that the key to finding love was through a virtual blackjack table?

Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.

As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!