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Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	153
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Star Shards Collected:	99
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

bil, Chasecraft, SURVIVE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	234
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	5921

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

VuhledarDefenseCraft

battle plans, bolstered, commander orders, Conflict, Defences, Defense, east, eastern Ukraine, Falls, Military, military tactics, Reinforcements, SECURITY, strategy, top commander, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Vuhledar, VuhledarDefenseCraft, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	120	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, consoles, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tournaments, Updates, video games, ZRTZV0XM

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, #intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, HQ, intelligence agency headquarters, Israel, Israeli defense, israeli government, Israeli intelligence, israeli intelligence service, israeli secret service, Israeli security, israeli spy agency, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, secret, secret service, smp, Special Operations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mines Excavated:	2747
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

FurnitureFiascoCraft

Affair, affair partner, BETRAYAL, borrowed furniture, cheating partner, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, furniture removal, FurnitureFiascoCraft, Hidden Secrets, moving furniture, relationship issues, rental home, STEPDAUGHTER, suspicious behavior, teenage daughter, trust issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardAF, awkwardness aftermath, cringe-inducing interactions, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, EMBARRASSING, haunting memories, Interaction, Minecraft, regretful, sleepless nights, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7753	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	8757	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.