| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 346 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4634 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 309 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?
Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9398 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4551 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.
Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2702 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 777 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 667 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3862 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 194 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4084 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 466092 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1926 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.
Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6894 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8434 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 934 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
