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Minecraft Munchies: ‘Dungeon Meshi’ Server – Dig in for some deliciously hilarious adventures!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where an entire race of legal lolishotas roams free, causing chaos and hilarity at every turn. Join our server and become a part of this wacky world where anything goes!

Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?

So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!

MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Farms Harvested:	908	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re riding a llama dressed as a wizard, casting spells on creepers that explode into confetti! Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing into a pool of rainbow-colored lava? Well, now you can! Our server has no limits when it comes to creativity and insanity.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dance parties with Endermen DJs? Yeah, we know how to throw a party. So why wait? Join us now and let’s get this wild ride started! Time to roll, bitches!

YeetCraft – Where we mine diamonds and slay zombies like the last beacon of western civilization 😂🔥 #MinecraftServer

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	7195	Love Letters Sent:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is the last beacon of western civilization? Look no further, because this server is no joke! We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Join us and become a warrior for justice, protecting the realm from evil Ender Dragons and mischievous villagers. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of diamonds and a hidden treasure room full of enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockBlasters: Where cool kids come to craft and conquer! #KINO

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7121	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle of insanity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).

Neil’s Netherworld: A Blocky Adventure for the LOLZ

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the craziest of stories become reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.

One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!

LitCraft – The Ultimate Modded Minecraft Server Where Diamonds Are Forever

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

🤪Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, we embrace the Retarded Edition! 🤪

👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾

🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜

🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉

💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚

🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈

UBWcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Better Than the Rest! #UBW #Minecraft #GamerLife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	414	Villages Defended:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as epic and fulfilling as the UBW route in Fate/Stay Night? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of adventure, friendship, and unlimited blade works!

Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!

GoonCraft: LoveGooning2020

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go crazy for blocks? Look no further because our server is filled with tons of goon-worthy landscapes that will have you screaming for more! Our community is full of players who love to goon for each other, trading resources, building epic structures, and having a blast together. Join us and unleash your inner goon in a world where the only limit is your imagination! So come on, don’t be shy – join our server and start gooning like never before!

Why can’t your favs craft and mine like JuniperCraft?

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Tired of your favorite VTuber looking like a blocky mess in Minecraft? Join our server and witness the magic of Juniper Actias, the master model-maker who can literally make your oshi come to life in game! No more pixelated faces and wonky animations, just pure VTuber perfection at its finest. Plus, rumor has it that Juniper once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stack of pancakes. True story. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MinecraftMadness420 – ‘No. 673051269 by An0nym0us’ – Dope AF Server for Epic Gamers – Join Now and Pwn Noobs!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	2614	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old same old? Look no further, because KINO is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!

Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!

So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.