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"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

Crafty, creative freedom, end it all, group, long tail tag, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, Startup, twitch, vtubing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

autumn, Bear, bear cub, beary, Cozy, cuddly, Fall, forest animals, Good, Harvest, Hibernate, HIBERNATION, leaves changing, Minecraft, Nature, pumpkin spice, Seasonal, Septem, Septembear, September, smp, Sweater Weather, teddy bear, Times, wildlife, woodland creatures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

BroArrested Minecraft Server

#youtube, active warrant, arrest, BroArrested, brother, collapsed lung, drug addiction, exhaustion, family intervention, fear, fentanyl, Guilt, Minecraft, narcan, overdose, overdose prevention, Panic, search bar, Server, Suffering, Trauma, welfare check, Xanax

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CreeperDinnerDrama

abandonment, CreeperDinnerDrama, Dysfunctional family, emotional trauma, estranged family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, parental rejection, Resentment, sibling rivalry, toxic family, unresolved issues

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

CraftingCashWaste

budgeting, consumerism, cost cutting, CraftingCashWaste, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, Luxury items, materialism, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, wise spending

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

Austria, Austrian election, Austrian politics, AustrianCraft2021, CONSERVATIVE, election, european politics, far right, far-right candidate, far-right ideology, far-right movement, far-right party, far-right victory, nationalism, political extremism, Politics, populist, projected winner, Race, right wing

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

black drivers, blocky, Cams, Chicago, civil rights, discrimination, law enforcement, Police, police accountability, racers, racial bias, racial disparities, racial justice, racial profiling, SPEED, speed cameras, study, traffic citations, traffic enforcement, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stops, traffic violations, unbiased tickets

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LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Farms Harvested:	299
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
New Chunks Explored:	696865	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2883

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Villages Defended:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	984
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6858
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	237
Zombie Dances:	5	Ores Mined:	3058
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	174	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

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