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Crafty Resumé Raiders: Where job hunting meets block building fun!

BLOCK, building, career advancement, Career Growth, Crafty, employment search, Fun, hunting, interview invitation, Interview preparation, Job, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job offer, job opportunity, job prospects, Job Search, job search strategy, job search success, job seeking, meets, professional development, Raiders, Résumé, resume submission, resume writing, send out resume, they actually want to call me for an interview

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	6145
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

>send out resume >they actually want to call me for an interview No way, not like this! But hey, at least now I have more time to play on this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond disco king!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance party! #29

29.., all hope is over, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Dance, Japan, Party, Resist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Buildings Constructed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to all hope because on our server, Japan has taken over and turned everything upside down!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle samurais, dodge ninja attacks, and try to survive in a world where sushi reigns supreme. But hey, at least the cherry blossoms are pretty, right?

So if you’re ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Japan-ified world!

Snowy Creeper Revenge: Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

AMA, black man, collide, controversial, creeper, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, explosions, History, interracial dating, Liberation, prejudice, race relations, relationships, Revenge, Slavery, Snowy, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace diversity in all forms, even in dating preferences! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate revenge for centuries of slavery by dating exclusively white women in the virtual world. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories, just like the one of our founder who is on a mission to shake things up in the dating world. So come on in and let’s have some fun together! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… or pixels.

FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

Adventure, AMERICANS, Average, Average American, culture, discovery, Enjoy, enjoying, Experience, Exploration, Finally, finland, FinlandCraft, Food, Foreign, home, Immersion, Language, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Nature, new, Nordic, Outdoor, Scandinavian, SightSeeing, travel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	3470	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	226048	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

#youtube, Australia, Australia riots, breaking out, Chaos, civil disturbance, current events, Disasters, Edition, Live, mainstream media, MAYHEM, media coverage, Minecraft, News, protest, Riots, second attack, Shutdown, Social Issues, stabbing attack, Unrest, Video, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Star Shards Collected:	99	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

bad, bros, brother, Choker, Church, church girl, compliments, cute, emasculating, flirty, gay fantasies, knee socks, Laundry, Move, News, OofCraft, Phone, self insert, Sequel, Soccer, soccer player, Story, Surprise, thigh highs, yaoi

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!