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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4858 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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