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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9373 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 771675 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.
Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.
So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
