CryptoCreeper SMP – “Why does it feel like Minecraft SMP actually dead this time?”

altcoins, bear market, blockchain technology, CryptoCreeper, cryptocurrency, Dead, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic instability, fear of loss, feel, financial uncertainty, investment risk, investor sentiment, market correction, market crash, market downturn, market manipulation, market psychology, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	54
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crops Grown:	4098	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of crypto-loving zombies who will trade you diamonds for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about traditional currency, we only deal in cryptocurrency here. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bitcoin pickaxe, rumored to mine diamonds faster than you can say “blockchain.” So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where the only way to get ahead is through crypto!

Cavern in a Tavern: Where creepers ask for ID before exploding. #hermitcraft-like #chill #SimpleVoiceChat #long-term

age range, apply, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Exploding, FRIDAY, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, java edition, long term, Longterm, Mature Players, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, Simplevoicechat, smp, Survival, TAVERN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

1. What are the age ranges of players in the community?

Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.

2. When will the server open?

The server will open this Friday.

3. Is there an application process to play on the server?

Yes, there is an application process in place.

4. What are the rules of the server?

We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.

Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	326155
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Votes:	6928	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2101
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	282	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	6519	Towns Built:	1

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	3487
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	136

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	647820
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

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