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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Blockchain, Vitalik Buterin, smart contracts, hash function

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

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Cryptocraft Minecraft Server

Cycle, market evaluation, Technical Analysis, investment strategy, Crypto

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! This server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with Endermen and Skeletons. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

finance, Minecraft, Investment, Blockchain, Digital Currency

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the magical phenomenon of a big green dot appearing on the 12-hour chart every time Bitcoin hits 56,400! Legend has it that this green dot brings good luck and fortune to all players who are online at that moment. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the green dot on your side? Join now and become the richest player in the virtual world!

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CryptoCraft: Conspiracy Extremists & Dark Personalities

survey, data, cryptocurrency, CryptoCraft, non-mainstream political ideologies

So, like, if ya wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta be into cryptocurrency, ya know? Cuz apparently, peeps who invest in that stuff are all about conspiracy theories and being super extreme with their politics. Like, they’re all about that dark side, with narcissism and psychopathy and all that jazz.

So, if you’re a total conspiracy nut who loves a good political debate and has a touch of the ol’ sadism, then this server is totally for you! Join now and let your dark side shine in the world of blocks and creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret government plot hidden in the pixels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out!

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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

Retail, RECORD, good year, Summer, Financial Advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thrill-seekers out there!

Join us as we embark on a wild adventure where the ETFs are actually sentient beings who are constantly trying to reach 100k in Minecraft currency. Watch as chaos ensues when they realize their goal is unattainable and start selling off everything in a panic!

Retail may be dead in the real world, but on our server, it’s alive and kicking with players trading, bartering, and scheming their way to the top. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a rollercoaster of ups and downs?

So, open your shorts (figuratively, of course) and get ready for a year like no other on our server. Just remember, don’t get too greedy with leverage or you might find yourself in a world of trouble. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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CryptoCraft: Where mining for diamonds is more valuable than Bitcoin! Join the fun now!

Crypto, Bitcoin, diamonds, valuable innovations, world contribution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaotic energy of the crypto world and bring it into the blocky realm of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the world of crypto itself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy based entirely on imaginary currencies that fluctuate in value faster than you can say “blockchain”. Trade your diamonds for Dogecoin, or exchange your emeralds for Ethereum – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a community of players from all corners of the globe, each bringing their own unique scams and schemes to the table. Forget about building elaborate castles or redstone contraptions – on our server, the real challenge is outsmarting your fellow players and avoiding getting duped in the process.

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality. Who needs valuable products and worthwhile innovations when you can have a good old-fashioned scamfest instead? See you in the game, and remember – hodl your blocks!

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CryptoCraft: Where even the creepers are investing in Bitcoin

Digital Currency, Technology, CryptoCraft, Trading, speculation

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft and not getting any return on investment? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee you’ll strike it rich in the virtual world of cryptocurrency! That’s right, forget about those boring old diamonds, on our server you can mine for Bitcoin, Ethereum, and even Dogecoin! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual crypto millionaire in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that you’re the ultimate crypto miner in the blocky world!

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PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

China, civil liberties, political repression, political prisoners, mental health

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

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Plastic Block Party

environmental contamination, tissues, cell obstruction, plastic pollution, Mice

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

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Tectonic

Community, Tectonic, Discord, Ranking system, Custom Enchants

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.