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SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	114
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	151	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Mines Excavated:	3208	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

EcoCraft: Stick It to ‘Em!

adhesive advancements, adhesive benefits, adhesive customization, adhesive development, adhesive industry, adhesive innovation, adhesive materials, adhesive recycling, adhesive research, adhesive solutions, adhesive technology, adhesive uses, adhesive versatility, consumer applications, eco-friendly adhesives, EcoCraft, green adhesives, industrial applications, medical applications, recyclable adhesives, Stick., sustainable adhesives

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3574	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Star Shards Collected:	111
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Farms Harvested:	879
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4931

so, like, imagine a world where you can, like, stick things together in minecraft, but with, like, new recyclable adhesives that can be easily adapted for medical, consumer, and industrial applications. like, you can build a hospital and stick all the bandages together with this new adhesive, or, like, create a super cool roller coaster for all the players to ride on. it’s, like, the ultimate crafting experience, dude. join our server now and experience the stickiest fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!