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SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	8474	Enchantments Applied:	99
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

PuppyPlaydate Minecraft Server

Animals, Boundaries, bullying, co-ownership, Communication, conflict avoidance, consent, Cultural differences, discomfort, Expectations, family, Frustration, guest invitations, Immigrant, Minecraft, personal space, Pets, PuppyPlaydate, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, unfamiliar guests, weekly meetups

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and animals are celebrated! 🐶🐱

Are you tired of random people showing up at your virtual doorstep just to see your pixelated pets? Look no further, because on our server, only the most VIP guests get to meet your furry friends! No more unannounced visits from strangers who just want to ogle at your digital dogs and cats.

Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries with your in-game family members. Say goodbye to the days of feeling overwhelmed by unexpected guests who only care about your virtual animals. Your co-ownership of the server means that both you and your fellow players have a say in who gets to visit your virtual home.

So come on down to our server and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience where your feelings are always taken into consideration. And remember, on our server, family visits are a privilege, not a right! 😉🎮

TwinBroInvasionNOPE

autism, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, consent, depression, emotional attachment, everyday tasks, family dynamics, Family Support, future considerations, future plans, future support, home arrangements, independence skills, living arrangements, Long Term Care, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, starting a family, TwinBroInvasionNOPE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	78

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like this family saga!

Imagine a world where your husband’s twin brother, Sam, with autism, moves in with you in Minecraft! Will he build amazing structures or just wander aimlessly? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Help your sister-in-law find a new home for Sam in our server and watch the drama unfold as she tries to balance her own life with taking care of her family members. Will she finally find peace or will chaos reign supreme?

Join now and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn!

MealOfDoom SMP

comfort food, death row meal, dream meal, extravagant feast, fantasy meal, Favorite Food, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final supper, final treat, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, MealOfDoom, smp, special occasion, ultimate indulgence, ultimate meal, ultimate supper, ultimate treat

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Farms Harvested:	837
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your virtual life!

Join us on this wild ride where every player gets a personalized death row meal before they’re banished to the Nether for eternity. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by ordering a mountain of TNT? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive consequences!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to his secret chicken army to help you conquer your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

CraftyNoobz

average person, CraftyNoobz, inflated ego, overconfidence, overestimating abilities, personal limitations, realistic expectations, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-control, self-discipline, self-evaluation, self-mastery, self-perception, self-realization, skill level

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies! Our server is so awesome that even Steve himself would be jealous of the amazing structures and creations you can build here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it they can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 10 seconds!

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world of blocks and monsters. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

BearBountyBonanza

animal rights, animal welfare, BearBountyBonanza, bears, Biodiversity, conservation, controversy, Endangered species, Environment, european union, greenlights, hunt, Hunters, hunting, Killed, nature conservation, Population, sustainable hunting, Sweden, wildlife, wildlife management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we hunt BEARS like it’s nobody’s business! We’re on a mission to take down 500 bears, cuz why not? In just 24 hours, we already got rid of 150 of those sneaky bears. Join us if u wanna be a bear-hunting legend in da Minecraft world! Let’s show those bears who’s boss! 🐻🔫 #BearHuntersUnite #MinecraftMadness

LeafySolarCraft

alternative energy, clean energy, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, energy production, environmental technology, green technology, IMPROVEMENTS, innovative design, leaf shape, leaf-inspired design, LeafySolarCraft, Modular, Photovoltaic, photovoltaic cells, renewable energy, solar energy, solar panels, solar power, sustainable architecture, Sustainable Design

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have photovoltaic improvements in a modular leaf shape that will blow your mind! imagine harnessing the power of the sun through leaves in minecraft, it’s like magic but better!

our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who can teach you how to fly with nothing but a feather and a dream.

if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Melio – just another boring survival server for losers who can’t handle an Ender Dragon.

Boring, Builder, custom-world-generator, diamond-based economy, Discord, Dragon.., Ender, Events, Explorer, handle, java, Jobs, land claiming system, Losers, MCMMO, Melio, Server, shopping district, Slimefun, smp, Survival, technical player, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Vanilla Experience, Warps, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Farms Harvested:	912

Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 focused on just plain ol’ survival minecraft. To be specific, we have: No teleportation or warps No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator Diamond-based economy and shopping district Events! Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We launched about 4 months ago, and we’re currently looking for active members to join us. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Read more: https://meliosmp.com

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 focused on just plain ol’ survival minecraft. To be specific, we have:

No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
Events!

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

We launched about 4 months ago, and we’re currently looking for active members to join us. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here!

Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is fully vanilla with no mods.
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided in the server overview.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While we operate on a trust system, we do have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages, however, we do expect all players to conduct themselves maturely and respect other members of the community.

Gigi’s Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

#youtube, ABOVE BELOW, Arts, Buckshot Roulette, collab, debut, end of summer love, fallout new vegas, GIGI, Gigis, Hashtags, Hitomania Cover, Hololive Academy Summer Camp Voice Pack 2024, Latest & Upcoming, Links, Live, Lore Video, Maplestory w/ Rara, merch, Minecraft, Murin, OP Template, PIXEL, pizza tower, playhouse, previous, Recent Stream, Rune Factory 4 w/ Cece, Schedule, Server, songs, Stream, Tanabata Date Voice Pack 2024, Teaser, xitter

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Items Found:	3096	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with end of summer love, buckshot roulette, and Tanabata date voice packs from the future!

Imagine building your dream castle while listening to hitomania covers and exploring lore videos that will blow your mind. Our server is so epic, even the hololive academy summer camp voice pack is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for insane collabs, pizza tower adventures, and stream sessions that will leave you crying with laughter. Our server is the place to be for all things outrageous and hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this crazy Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it! #rkggk #LFGIGI #bestserverever

ChillCraft SMP – Take it Easy, /vt/!

calming, Chill out, Chillcraft, deep breath, EASY, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, Peace of mind, Relaxation, relaxation exercises, relaxation methods, relaxation techniques, relaxation tips, self-care, Serenity, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	270	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and epic pranks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our resident prankster decided to cover the entire spawn area in pink sheep. And not just any pink sheep, oh no. These sheep were wearing sunglasses and top hats! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle and try to knock each other off with nothing but a stick. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a ton of fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the laughter and insanity begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy world.

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyCouples, emergency fund, emergency savings, financial choices, financial decisions, Financial Planning, financial secrets, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Honesty, joint decisions, Marriage, Minecraft, personal items, poor financial decisions, Respect, Server, shared finances, transparency, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9309
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as my emergency fund? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I hid my emergency fund from my spouse, you’ll uncover secret dungeons and hidden loot that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what you’ll find next?

But be warned, just like how my spouse felt betrayed by my financial secrecy, you may encounter players who will do anything to outsmart you and steal your precious diamonds. Trust no one!

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures, join our server now! Just remember to keep your secrets close and your pickaxe closer.