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HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft

BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft, bangladesh, CASUALTIES, civil disturbance, Clashes, Conflict, Crisis, Curfew, current events, death toll, emergency, Fatalities, Government, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, Public Safety, SECURITY, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Items Found:	6170	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

LOL so this server is like, the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a party up in here, you don’t wanna miss out.

One time, we had a player build a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? It actually started laying diamond eggs in the game. True story, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive watermelon war. It was epic, like seriously. Watermelons flying everywhere, players slipping and sliding in the juice. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come on down to our server. Just watch out for those killer chickens, they mean business.

Just Bucket 1.21! – Now with more buckets than a bucket factory!

Adventure, bucket, BUCKETS, Community, cross-platform, Currency, Discord, Expansion, FACTORY, family, gameplay, Jobs, Lag-free, Minecraft, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, Ranks, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Trade, Updates

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

JustBucket Minecraft Server Overview

Introducing JustBucket Minecraft Server: Where Community and Quality Meet!

Features
	Many Ranks and positions available!
	24/7 zero lag.
	Focus on economy aspect of Minecraft
	Constant updates and expansions
	Cross-Platform capabilities

FAQs

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best. For Bedrock players, use port 25566.

What gameplay modes are available?

We offer both classic survival gameplay and Skyblock adventures.

Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with fellow players, set up shops, participate in jobs and tournaments to earn in-game currency.

Is the server always updating?

Yes, we are constantly updating and expanding our server to provide the best experience for our players.

Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock players can connect seamlessly to our server.

Where can I get more information and join the community?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP to connect with our community.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, autistic, AutisticCraft, Challenges, Communication, Community, Diagnosis, Differences, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, Server, Social Skills, special interests, spectrum, stigma, Strengths, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have a special challenge for you – see how many creepers you can befriend before they blow you up!

We also have a secret underground maze filled with diamond-studded chicken nuggets that you can only access if you can solve riddles like “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the diamond-studded chicken nuggets, of course!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Ender Dragon and our resident disco-loving zombie villagers.

So come on down to our server and show us just how autistic you really are – because normal is boring, right?

SMP_LlamaQueen922370069 – Minecraft SMP

animal character, ANONYMOUS, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, creative work, digital art, digital artist, digital drawing, Furry, furry art, furry community, furry fandom, fursona, illustration, Minecraft, no. 922370069, online art, online forum, s/fur, smp, SMP_LlamaQueen922370069

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Votes:	3188
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to have a potato war. Yes, you read that right. A POTATO WAR. It was a battle of epic proportions, with players flinging potatoes at each other like there was no tomorrow. The winner? The one who managed to hit the most chickens with their starchy projectiles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Picture this: dancing creepers, glowstone dance floors, and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you’ll never forget, that’s for sure.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us at s/fur! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

aggression, animal rescue, behavioral issues, Boogers, Breaking Point, cat, CatStressNoMore, compromise, Emotional support, fear, hissing, house fire, Loneliness, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, Relaxation, senior cat, Server, stress, Ultimatum, validation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6741
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	116
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old cats that just sit around and do nothing? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to interact with the most eccentric cats around.

Our cats have been through it all – from surviving house fires to having boogers for days. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their hilarious personalities and unique quirks. Plus, they’re always up for a good time and love to play with our players.

But that’s not all! These cats are so wild that they might even hiss at your wife for holding something in her hand. It’s a strange tick, but it just adds to the excitement of our server. And if your wife can’t handle it, well, she might just have to choose between you and the cat. Talk about drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a purrfectly good time!

CraftyCashCrisis

bail out, challenging times, college student, conflicting feelings, CraftyCashCrisis, debt pressure, education expenses, family money, financial responsibility, financial struggles, friendship strain, Guilt, Jealousy, personal boundaries, seeking advice, Selfishness, true colors, true friends, unexpected medical bills, wealthy family, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	7078	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into giving away all your diamonds to your broke friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called selfish for valuing your financial responsibility.

We understand the importance of keeping your hard-earned emeralds for yourself, because let’s face it – you worked hard for those shiny blocks! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and craft without the pressure of bailing out your friends from their creeper-induced debts.

So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is key, and where you can focus on building epic structures without the drama of being called uncaring. Trust us, it’s a block-tastic time!

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9600
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	3160
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

PixelPockets: Paying4Pixels

budgeting tips, consumerism, cost-effective alternatives, Financial Advice, financial decisions, frivolous spending, impulse buying, long term savings, Luxury items, marketing tactics, money management, overpriced products, Paying4Pixels, peer pressure, personal finance, PixelPockets, popular trends, saving money, smart spending, unnecessary expenses, useless gadgets, Waste of Money

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	6681	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Votes:	6483	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience where you can literally throw your money away…but in a fun way! Our server is so addictive that players have been known to empty their entire bank accounts just to keep playing. Who needs real-life expenses when you can spend all your hard-earned cash on virtual blocks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive in-game currency known as “Diamond Dollars.” Legend has it that whoever collects enough Diamond Dollars will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.

So why waste your money on boring things like groceries or rent when you can join our server and live like a virtual king? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history…or at least until the next server reset.

EU Election Roll Call Minecraft Server

Accountability, Call, call for action, Democracy, diplomatic relations, election, Electoral Process, electoral rolls, European countries, european union, foreign affairs, France, germany, Government, international relations, italy, joint statement, Minecraft, Politics, Roll, Server, spain, transparency, Venezuela

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magic Items Found:	4068	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? We got players from all over Europe, even Italy, France, Germany, and Spain, all coming together to play some Minecraft, yo. And get this, we’re like, super into transparency and stuff, so we make sure everyone can see the electoral rolls. It’s like, the most transparent server ever, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy stories, man. Like, one time, a player built a giant potato castle and declared themselves the Potato King. And another time, we had a massive sheep uprising because someone accidentally dyed all the sheep pink. It was chaos, but like, in a fun way, ya know?

So, if you wanna join a server that’s all about fun, transparency, and potato castles, then come on over, dude. We’re waiting for ya!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Combat Ops

Air Force, aircraft, Combat, combat operations, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, F-16 Fighters, F16, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Ops, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, strategic deployment, Support, Ukraine, War, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got some F-16 fighters landing in Ukraine, but forget about that because we got something even more lit happening on our Minecraft server! President Zelenskyy just announced the start of combat operations… against mobs and creepers! Join our server now to witness epic battles between players and mobs, where the stakes are high and the explosions are even higher! Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a chance to be the ultimate warrior in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🎮