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Nohair

admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

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Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	1577	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6050
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!

PickleMines

Adventure Survival Crafting Exploration Building Multiplayer Quests PVP Sandbox Farming Redstone Dungeons MMORPG Open World Fantasy Role-playing Medieval Creative Enchanting Architecture, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

PickleMines is a custom scripted mining server made for 1.21 (although compatible down to 1.7) . Mine resources to update your equipment, but watch out for the mobs!

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ImaiAsamiFanClub Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, anime roles, early 2010s, Imai Asami, ImaiAsamiFanClub, Japanese actress, japanese animation, Japanese entertainment industry, Japanese voice actress, Kurisu, Kurisu Makise, Minecraft, mobile games, popular voice actress, Server, Steins;Gate, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Farms Harvested:	923	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Remember Imai Asami? Yeah, she’s been busy… playing on our epic Minecraft server! She got so addicted to building pixelated castles and battling creepers that she forgot all about voice acting. Join our server and you might just run into her, mining for diamonds and slaying dragons like a pro.

But beware, there are rumors that she’s actually a secret Minecraft master, with skills so legendary that Notch himself bows down to her. Some say she can mine a whole mountain in seconds and build a castle taller than the Eiffel Tower in a blink of an eye. Will you be able to keep up with her on our server?

So come on, join us and witness the epic adventures of Imai Asami in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become her apprentice and learn the ways of the blocky universe. Just remember, diamonds are forever… but so is the fun on our server!

The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	4883	New Chunks Explored:	127898
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!