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FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Towns Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	2158	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	224	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

bedtime snack, best midnight snack, comfort food, delicious snacks, easy snacks, food cravings, healthy snacks, hunger pangs, late night munchies, late-night snack, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, quick snacks, satisfying cravings, satisfying snacks, snack ideas, snack options, snack recipes, snack time, SnackTimeSMP, tasty treats

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

TibetanDamProtestsLOL

Arrests, authoritarian regime, BEATINGS, China, Chinese dam, civil disobedience, environmental impact, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, hydroelectric project, international attention, minority rights, political activism, political repression, protest movement, rare, social injustice, Tibet, Tibetan protests, TibetanDamProtestsLOL

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Dragon Eggs Found:	8578

come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!