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CraftyBlog Minecraft Server

anxiety, blog, Career Change, CraftyBlog, determination, economic hardship, fear, financial stress, homelessness, hustle, job insecurity, job market, Job Search, Labor, long hours, Minecraft, perseverance, self-employment, Server, Survival, uncertainty, work, work ethic

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	4647	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of living in fear of homelessness? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream virtual home with unlimited resources. Say goodbye to working 60 hours a week and hello to endless hours of fun and creativity. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Join now and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future!

“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

afraid, anxiety, apprehension, concern, Cowardice, DESPERATE, distrust, doubt, fear, HE IS AFRAID, hesitation, Insecurity, intimidation, magafags, Minecraft, nervousness, Politics, skepticism, smp, Trump supporters, uncertainty, unease, worry

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, division of labor, Expectations, family dynamics, full time nursing student, full time truck driver, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, household tasks, HubbyCraft, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, overwhelmed, parenting, parenting struggles, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep schedules, Time management, vacation aftermath, work-life balance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	273
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a one-woman show in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

Imagine a world where your laundry magically does itself, where your kids actually listen to you, and where your husband helps out around the house without you even asking. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Build your dream house, complete with a laundry room that never overflows and a kitchen that cleans itself. Explore our virtual world and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind.

And if you ever need a break from the madness, just log on and let off some steam by building a giant statue of your husband doing the dishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll get the hint and start helping out in real life too!

Join now and say goodbye to stress, chores, and arguments. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape for overwhelmed moms and anyone who just needs a break from reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CleavageCraftBirthdayBonanza

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion choices? Do you want a place where you can wear whatever you want without being called out by your brother? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can wear the most scandalous outfits without any judgment. We welcome all players, regardless of their dress size or style. Let your creativity run wild and show off your unique fashion sense in our virtual world.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let’s see who can out-dress their brother’s girlfriend! Let’s make Minecraft fashion fabulous again!

PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7213	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

benefit, Better Place, CHANGE, death, DeathToCreepers, Development, Event, Global, Humanity, Impact, Improvement, influence, occurrence, Peace, Positive, progress, Significant, society, transformative, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, Politics, Server, shields, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

cartel trials, CartelCraft, Corruption, Courts, criminal justice, criminal proceedings, criminal trials, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Judges, judicial reform, judicial system, Judiciary, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Masked, masked judges, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, SECURITY, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5994
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5887	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	1845
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.