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ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9467	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crops Grown:	7570
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	1173
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	731	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	965	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

38.210.79.231:27512

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	9780

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ores Mined:	3021	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!