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  • CraftyMom Minecraft Server

    CraftyMom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 9573
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

    Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

    MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4888
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

    But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IllegalMinecraftSMP

    IllegalMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6552
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Emeralds Found: 9882
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Villages Defended: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKidMyths

    CraftyKidMyths
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7122
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

    Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

    BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6455
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6908
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RocketRaveCraft

    RocketRaveCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3918
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9780 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

    oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

    so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Balkan-Craft

    Balkan-Craft
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 421
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mines Excavated: 2563
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Emeralds Found: 8927 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

    Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

    51.38.218.134:25511

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

    Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2328
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 277 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: Elysia

    Overview

    Season 1.21
    Reset New reset a few weeks ago
    Dragon Fight Dragon fight scheduled for later today

    About Us

    Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

    Features

    • (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
    • Armor Stand Tools
    • Discord > server chat integration
    • Web based world map
    • Gradual world border expansion
    • Grief prevention systems
    • Adult staff team
    • Opt-in only PVP
    • Decorative player heads
    • Decisions made by community vote
    • Sleep skip

    Non-Features

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

    Ready to Join?

    If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

    A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

    Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

    Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

    A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Woke Up Minecraft Server

    Woke Up Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2281
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1548 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

    One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

    WWE on SP Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7284
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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