crying Minecraft Servers

crying Minecraft Servers

  • BagRageCraft

    BagRageCraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2735
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Emeralds Found: 3268
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

    Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • TinyTears Minecraft SMP

    TinyTears Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1580
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

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  • HairRage Minecraft Server

    HairRage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8925
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2074 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like getting your hair rebonded against your will! Join us for a hair-raising adventure filled with octopus cuts, blowdrying battles, and stylist showdowns.

    On our server, you can express your unique style without the fear of someone forcing a rebond on you. We understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted hair transformations and we’re here to provide a safe space for all your hair-related woes.

    So come join us and let your hair down (or up, or sideways – we don’t judge) in a world where the only thing you’ll be rebonding is your friendship with fellow players. Who needs a haircut when you can have a hair-raising good time on our server? Join now and let the hair games begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8833
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 3007 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crybabies out there! We have so many tissues available for all the tears you’ll shed when you see how amazing our server is.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

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  • HubbyNoHelpInLawRage

    HubbyNoHelpInLawRage
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4628
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Villages Defended: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9899 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers!

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you conquer your fears and anxieties? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your driving fears.

    Just like how this player overcame her fear of driving with the help of her brother and his husband, you too can conquer any obstacle on our server. Whether it’s battling mobs, exploring new lands, or building epic structures, we’ve got you covered.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a supportive community that will always have your back, our server is the place to be. Just like how this player’s family rallied around her to celebrate her achievements, our community will lift you up and cheer you on every step of the way.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show the world what you’re made of! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new skill or talent you never knew you had. See you in the game!

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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4844
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8729 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, join our Minecraft server and cry with a community of like-minded players who will comfort you in your time of need. We have designated crying corners in every virtual building for maximum emotional release. Plus, our grief counselors are available 24/7 to help you work through your virtual tears. So come on, let it all out and join us on this emotional rollercoaster of a server!

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  • CatCraze Minecraft Server

    CatCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8599
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

    Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

    Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

    So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

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  • ConcertCryerCraft

    ConcertCryerCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3147
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

    Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

    But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeatSaverSteve

    SeatSaverSteve
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3705
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

    Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoPaparazziPlz

    NoPaparazziPlz
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all gym drama with virtual blocks! Join us for a chance to reenact this wild gym encounter in a pixelated world filled with adventure and hilarity.

    Picture this: you’re in the gym, ready to help a fellow player achieve their PR on barbell squats. But wait, they want to record the whole thing for their fitness influencer aspirations! Will you agree to be on camera, or will you dodge the spotlight like a pro? The choice is yours, but beware of accusations of body shaming and awkward encounters with revealing outfits.

    Join us on this server for a chance to navigate through gym etiquette, virtual style. Who knows, you might even come across a virtual trainer who can help you out (or not, because let’s be real, gym trainers are always busy in Minecraft land).

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a workout of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life gym drama when you can have it all in the world of blocks and pixels? See you there, gym warriors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAddiction Minecraft Server

    CraftyAddiction Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8546
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Ores Mined: 2408
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never want to leave! Our server is so addictive, it’s harder to quit than trying to break up with a clingy Enderman. Once you start playing, you’ll be hooked like a zombie on brains. Seriously, we’ve had players try to uninstall Minecraft from their computer, only to find it magically reinstalled itself because our server has mind control powers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to break free from the most addictive Minecraft server in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BeliefCraft

    BeliefCraft
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7718 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you believe in the power of unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience a world where gravity is optional, pigs can talk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT cannons are no joke). Remember, on this server, anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant rubber duck). See you in the game!

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  • FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels

    FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6725
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Animals Bred: 154
    Crops Grown: 3151 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic minecraft server where femboy and female have the same meaning! Why? Because we believe in equality for all genders, even in the virtual world of blocks and pixels.

    Come build your dream castle with your femboy or female friends, or maybe even both! The possibilities are endless, just like the confusion between femboy and female on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly femboy who roams the land at night, scaring unsuspecting players with his fabulous outfits and sassy attitude. Will you be brave enough to face him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world where femboy and female are one and the same. It’s sure to be a gender-bending adventure you won’t soon forget!

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  • Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!

    Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9681
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Interested in a OP Prison Server?
    Join our servers here:
    Java IP: mc.astrocraft.org
    Bedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org

    Welcome to Hyperion!

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 9! COMPLETELY REVAMPED! NEW SPAWN! PRIVATE MINES! NEW CUSTOM FISHING UPDATE OUT NOW! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Hyperion a pay-to-win server? No, everything can be obtained by playing the game.
    What are some of the rewards from crates? Mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and more!
    How can I level up my fishing skills? Go fishing in the ocean at the spawn area and complete activities.
    What can I do in the Warzone? Participate in scheduled KOTH’s, Envoy’s, mine magma blocks for rewards, and more.
    What is the PvP tier system? It is a system in place to rank players based on their PvP skills.

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 8913
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a wild and wacky community that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!

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  • PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 5277
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese birds are cooking pasta! Yes, you heard that right. Our feathered friends have mastered the art of Italian cuisine and are serving up delicious pasta dishes for all players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – these birds have some serious skills when it comes to PvP. They may look cute and innocent, but watch out for their swift attacks and strategic maneuvers. You’ll never see it coming!

    Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wild? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Japanese birds cooking pasta and dominating in battle. It’s a one-of-a-kind adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1804
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7622 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.

    We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).

    So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!

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  • PixelPlayground

    PixelPlayground
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1785
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1888 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.

    So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6111
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
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    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
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