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FartCraft: No Gas Zone!

anger, Apology, bodily function, Communication, compromise, crying, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, family, FartCraft, FARTING, gas, husband, lack of consideration, overreacting, partner, separate room, Shaming, Toddler, tolerance, Upset, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of being subjected to unexpected, powerful farts in your own home? Look no further, our Minecraft server is a fart-free zone! No more worrying about surprise toots ruining your day. Join us and experience the sweet smell of freedom!

We understand the struggle of living with a fart-loving family, that’s why we offer a safe haven for those who just can’t handle the stench. Our server is a fart-free sanctuary where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of a butt bomb detonating in your face.

Don’t let disrespectful farts ruin your gaming experience, join our server and say goodbye to gas-induced tears. We promise, no farts allowed – unless they’re virtual! So come on over and let’s build a world free from fart-filled nightmares.

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

CryCraft: Real Men Edition

CryCraft, crying, Edition, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional movies, emotional release, emotional response, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, feelings, Heartwarming, Masculinity, Men, movies, real, Sensitive, tearjerker, Tears, touching, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Men, what movie made you cry? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter! We’ve got a secret hidden village filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword. So come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (but don’t worry, we won’t judge)!

StepmomVacayRuiner420

Beach Trip, Boobs, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict, Constipated, crying, day cruise, Dreaded, embarassed, EMBARRASSING, family dynamics, family vacations, puberty, pubic hair, rash guard, ruined trips, stepmom, StepmomVacayRuiner420, swim shorts, Swimwear

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5822	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ores Mined:	8448
Potions Brewed:	146	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepmom’s beach trip stories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to relive those cringe-worthy family moments in a virtual world.

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server you’ll be navigating through awkward social situations and embarrassing encounters just like the ones you experienced with your stepmom. Get ready to wear ridiculous swimwear and have your pubic hair scrutinized by virtual characters.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of being publicly humiliated on a day cruise, just like the good old days. Sit in the back with a towel on while other players enjoy the front of the boat – it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringey and uncomfortable as family beach trips with your stepmom, join us now! It’s a virtual adventure you won’t soon forget.

KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5216
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8665
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	983

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

NannyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Assistance, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, crying, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Help, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCraft, OBLIGATION, parenting, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Understanding, wellbeing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5345	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this friend who always needs help with her baby, we will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and tasks.

Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?

But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	228

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Farms Harvested:	754

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

TimeTravelMilkNoCry

alter history, avoid regrets, avoid spills, CHANGE, crying, fix mistakes, hindsight, learn from the past, milk mishap, MISTAKES, past, Prevent, prevent accidents, regret, second chances, spilt milk, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelMilkNoCry

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND NEVER CRY OVER SPILT MILK AGAIN!

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MILK PREVENTION PLUGIN THAT MAKES SURE YOUR MILK STAYS SAFE AT ALL TIMES. NO MORE WASTED DAIRY HERE, FOLKS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND MILK VAULT WHERE YOU CAN STORE ALL YOUR MILK SUPPLIES. YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF MILK AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY MILK GOD, WHO BLESSES PLAYERS WITH UNLIMITED MILK POWERS. DRINK MILK LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MILKY MADNESS! NO MORE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, ONLY LAUGHS AND MILK MUSTACHES HERE!

CraftyDecisions SMP

achieving dreams, best decision, Confidence, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, embracing change, empowerment, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Positive Change, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, success, Taking Risks

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. Turns out, it was a gift from the server’s magical diamond fairy who randomly drops precious items for lucky players. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden hot tub party where all the mobs gather to relax and unwind. So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the best decision of your gaming life!

BlockyCircumcisionConsent

adult decision-making, BlockyCircumcisionConsent, bodily autonomy, circumcision debate, consent, controversial topic, cultural tradition, ethical considerations, Ethics, genital mutilation, health benefits, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, legal adult, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, parental rights, personal choice, religious practice, surgical procedure

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding pigs (don’t ask how, just go with it).

On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.

ArabianCraft: < vs > Flip-Flop

#Arabic language, ArabianCraft, Arabic countries, Arabic writing, Communication, cultural communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, directional reading, Flipflop, greater than, Interpretation, Language, language interpretation, less than, linguistic differences, MIDDLE EAST, opposite meaning, reading directions, symbols, symbols in Arabic, Writing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR MINE DIAMONDS WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!

ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! 🐷🦄💎🐔🌊🥚

BirdsNestCultureCraft

Animal Behavior, architectural traditions, avian, Birds, BirdsNestCultureCraft, building, Community, Cooperative, Craftsmanship, culture, design, ecology, Environment, habitat, Nature, nests, ornithology, Structures, teamwork, weaver birds, wildlife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we build nests like birds but BETTER. forget boring old houses, we got architectural traditions like you’ve never seen before. our weaver birds are the real MVPs, creating a culture that will blow your mind. you’ll be amazed at the intricate designs and teamwork that goes into each nest. join us and be a part of something truly special. who needs regular buildings when you can have a nest like a bird? fly high with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

GreenCraft SMP: Where creepers are greener than the grass! 1.21 and Cross-Play ready!

Additional Content, bedrock, console, crate keys, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, crossplay, Currency, Discord, Dynmap, Events, GRASS, GreenCraft, Greener, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Nations, player map art, PORT, Quests, Ready, ruins, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Nations	You and a minimum of 2 other players can create a Nation claim up to 750×750 blocks and can make up to 5 claims. Form alliances, take part in wars or become part of a union.
Quests	Weekly and permanent quests available for scaling rewards.
Events	Frequent events every 2 weeks with rewards including crate keys, currency and collectable player map art.
Minigames	Various minigame types such as PVP, racing, parkour and more available in a separate world.
Additional Content	Bonus content like Ruins, Dynmap and more.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join a Nation?

To join a Nation, you need to have at least 2 other players with you. Once you meet the requirement, you can create your own Nation claim.

Can I participate in events solo?

Yes, you can participate in events even if you are not part of a Nation. Simply join the event and enjoy the rewards.

Are there specific rules for the minigames?

Each minigame may have its own set of rules, so make sure to read the instructions before playing.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

There is no specific age requirement, but please ensure that you follow the server rules and guidelines.

How do I report a player for inappropriate behavior?

If you encounter a player behaving inappropriately, please contact a server moderator or administrator via Discord or in-game chat.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

ADMIN, Discord, employees, Interns, Job, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Moderators, one guy, Operation, organization, PixelPals, ptg, reposted regularly, responsibilities, Running, Server, Staff, structure, Tasks, TEAM, who runs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	2625	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts at hitting the repost button on /ptg/. They work tirelessly day and night to keep the server running smoothly, all while juggling bananas and flinging poop at each other.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where our leader, King Banana, resides. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a banana peel and a rubber chicken. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of him in all his glory.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby zombies and explosive pigs. We also host weekly dance parties where you can show off your best moves to the tune of creeper hisses and zombie groans.

But the real reason to join our server? We have the best loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft SMP Madness

accident, challenge accepted, crash-face, EMBARRASSING, epic fail, Expression, FacePlant, Fail, funny, humor, internet challenge, madness, Minecraft, post, reaction, selfie, Shenanigans, smp, social media, soon, TOTAL, trending, viral, wipeout

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8623
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But the best part? We have a tradition called “total crash-face” where every player has to post a selfie of their face right after they crash their game in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, the pictures are worth it!

So if you’re ready to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over and get ready to post your total crash-face!

Dad’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

age gap, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, birthday lunch, Dads, exclusion, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family unity, father daughter relationship, half-sibling, Minecraft, mixed family, parental divorce, parental remarriage, Server, sibling relationships, step mother, step-family, Tension

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	436
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

On our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through complex family dynamics and make tough decisions, just like deciding whether or not to invite your half sister to a birthday lunch. Will you choose to include her and risk facing the wrath of your step mother, or will you stick to your guns and face the consequences?

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret family feud or a hidden treasure chest filled with drama!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NoKidsNoWeddingLOL

aita, autism, autism acceptance, brother’s wedding, children not allowed, daughter not allowed, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, Family Values, NoKidsNoWeddingLOL, respecting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, special needs, wedding attendance, wedding controversy, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	487208	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, even if you’re under 18 and have a sensitivity to diamond pickaxes! Unlike some weddings, we don’t discriminate against autistic players – in fact, we embrace all players, no matter their differences.

Join our server and experience a world where everyone is treated with respect and kindness, unlike certain family members who shall remain nameless. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and make friends who will always have your back, no matter what.

So come on, join our server and leave the drama at the door – because here, the only thing we’re mining is diamonds, not family feuds. Let’s create a Minecraft world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Experience, hindsight, knowledge, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life mistakes, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulRookie, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is here to teach you the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of cheese and a rubber chicken! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle giant mutant chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)!