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SkyRageCraft

cramped seats, crying babies, Delays, expensive tickets, jet lag, lack of amenities, lack of legroom, lack of personal space, Layovers, limited entertainment options, long lines, Lost luggage, noisy passengers, overpriced food, rude flight attendants, security checks, SkyRageCraft, Turbulence, uncomfortable temperature, unpredictable schedules, Waiting

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8309
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Tired of getting stuck in traffic while flying on your elytra? Join our Minecraft server and soar through the skies without a care in the world! Our server has magical flying pigs that will carry you to your destination in style. No more pesky traffic jams or annoying birds getting in your way. Join now and experience the joy of flying like never before!

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

SisVsSisCostco, TPWars

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3319	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5429
Holy Grails Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9678
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9851
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	841
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1245	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!